Un melon maladroit et partagé

ianthe: Old Economy Steve. It hurts.

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:15:57 -0400

Old Economy Steve.

It hurts.

hazyinhere: Remember when Kable Town bought out NBC on the hit...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:13:11 -0400

Remember when Kable Town bought out NBC on the hit show series 30 Rock? I freeze-framed this shot while watching season four episode 15. Looks like the writers had some fun with this one!
I like “Horny with a Chance of My Balls”.

Lol, me everytime I text someone I like (the dude here being...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:10:01 -0400

Lol, me everytime I text someone I like (the dude here being me).

active-rva: shamaninasuit: Please help! Richmond, VA,...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:03:10 -0400

active-rva:

shamaninasuit:

Please help!

Richmond, VA, 23235

This is my cat Butterball, whom I’ve had since he was born. (I helped deliver him.) He’s a very good cat, and very important to me. However, I am going to be homeless starting on the 29th of May— I won’t have any way to support him or a place to keep him.

I love him very much, and I don’t want to take him to an animal shelter— I’d much rather see him go directly to a loving home, so I’m hoping that someone in the area can take him in. (In the future, if it’s possible, I’d really like to get him back, but as long as he’s with a loving family…)

He is an orange and white adult (older, but not elder) male cat who has been neutered. He’s very smart, and knows several words, including ‘no,’ ‘food,’ ‘snicker snacks (treats)’ ‘outside,’ and ‘lay down’. He’s litterbox trained but prefers the outside. He’s usually too lazy to hunt, but he loves to cuddle with people and is a very affectionate cat. He also loves people food, and is a terrible begger— and be careful if you have roast beef around him, he’ll go straight for it!

His health is good, but he sneezes a lot and sometimes likes wet cat food when he can get it because he is missing some teeth. (This is not a requirement, but he’ll love you for it!)

He’s a very lovely cat, and he deserves to find a loving home. Please, if you’re in the area and can possibly adopt him, please send me an ask and I’ll give you contact details to reach me. If you can’t, I humbly ask that you reblog this— I trust tumblr to help me find someone loving for him.

Calling Richmond cat lovers.

beeishappy: Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:02:32 -0400

beeishappy:

Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.

Spending the evening with dis guy. Rawr.

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:00:29 -0400

Spending the evening with dis guy. Rawr.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:59:09 -0400

MEOW: untitled poem about my life (tw child abuse, sexual abuse, rape)

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:52:57 -0400

MEOW: untitled poem about my life (tw child abuse, sexual abuse, rape):

queerfabulousmermaid:

i don’t remember a single time i was told
“don’t ever let someone touch you against your will”
i remember having to smile &kiss and hug strangers
and let them do weird shit like stroke my face
and tell me how soft my skin was
i remember having to deal with adults
who…

jaraconnell: alongside-death: full0fh4t3: theuppitynegras: Th...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:01:56 -0400

jaraconnell:

alongside-death:

full0fh4t3:

theuppitynegras:

The best of #howtoblendinwithwhitepeople trending topic

Now I am not one to think that people can be racist towards white people. But i’m all about making the earth a less hostile environment for everyone and shit like this really bothers me because if your intention is to make a group of people feel uncomfortable you probably shouldn’t do it.

Well PoC have been the butt of White folks jokes dating back to the 15th century where it still continues to exist to this day through racist stereotypes and the biologization of culture where Whites create images of race to fulfill inner desires, fantasies, fetishes and etc.

White’s have created a hostile environment for all those non-White under a norm of white supremacy for hundreds of years, these jokes are ways in which the power can be taken back from people who attempted to strip cultures of their humanity.

“lol why do white people like kale and crocs so much? Isn’t that weird and funny?”

“guys, mentioning that white people go to starbucks and wear a lot of uggs makes me uncomfortable in the same way that housing and employment discrimination makes PoC uncomfortable. Reverse racism is real.”

erethren: THIS FUCKING MOVIE OHMAGAD

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:12:36 -0400

erethren:

THIS FUCKING MOVIE OHMAGAD

necromorph-slayinglovemachine: I’m not sure but I think I just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:11:40 -0400

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon

Zomgyesplz

vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:01:19 -0400

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

marrymejasonsegel: grapeson: heirofmedusa: inescapable-assumpt...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:58:28 -0400

marrymejasonsegel:

grapeson:

heirofmedusa:

inescapable-assumptions:

nappyminds:

boomboomdeaux:

wellmuddasick:

muchadoaboutmusicals:

The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King

Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)

Probably the best costume designs for a musical I have ever seen. The combination of the puppetry along with their facial makeup and outfits is stunning.

MY FAVORITE BROADWAY SHOW! I cried real tears it was so beautiful.

This is the best thing I’ve seen.

Ahh this show was like one of THEE best ive seen

My dad took me to see this when it was first on Broadway.

I was blown away.

Till this day I am still in awe. This was a spectacular show and I don’t even like Broadway like that.

This show is seriously one of the most incredible things. I’ve seen it twice now.

I cried when the overture started. Seriously.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:57:59 -0400

Liar Liar

Liar Liar

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Dumb & Dumber

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

The Cable Guy

Liar Liar

Me, Myself & Irene

Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Yes Man

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:52:07 -0400

gagasm: haha love it

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:51:28 -0400

gagasm:

haha love it

trumpetnista: rarely-pure-never-simple: thecornercoffeeshoppe: ...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:49:52 -0400

trumpetnista:

rarely-pure-never-simple:

thecornercoffeeshoppe:

hickshannary:

small-and-misunderstood:

Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff

My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.

My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2

My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.

Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life.

This could SAVE a life.

Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s.

ivorylovelust: fairytalemood: photos by Gustavo Papaleo for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:47:48 -0400

ivorylovelust:

fairytalemood:

photos by Gustavo Papaleo for John Lewis magazine

OMG makeup perfection x

"A consent-based educational model isn’t just about responding to rape culture—it’s a proactive,..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:47:00 -0400

“A consent-based educational model isn’t just about responding to rape culture—it’s a proactive, comprehensive system where consent is integrated into the curriculum from day one. In the same way that rape culture ingrains certain messages about sexuality, responsibility and control that take on new meanings as we grow older, consent culture works by prioritizing consent and bodily autonomy long before they’re understood in the context of sex.”

- Teaching Consent: A Better Sex-Ed (via inseptica)

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:45:46 -0400